Many people love a glass of eggnog--often spiked with brandy or whiskey--to liven up the holidays. Prachi Gupta isn't of those people. "I’m just going to say it: Eggnog is spiced mayo," she writes on Jezebel. "If I whisked mayo and cream with a dash of nutmeg and cinnamon, added an ounce or two of rum, and served it in a hot mug, I would have...a close approximation to the abomination to the muddled egg slime that is not quite a custard or a cream. I guess this is fine if you really love mayonnaise, a gooey, egg-y cream that generates the same sensation in my taste buds that Lindsey Graham sets off in my head."
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