So, the GOOD news is that you're an Oscar nominee.  The BAD news is , "You didn't win." But the REALLY good news is, "You got a $45,000 Goodie Bag!  Here's what's in it:

A $12,000 trip to one of two Australian resorts

A $4,100 stay at a fitness resort

A $5,000 "Vampire Facelift." (whatever that is?)

$1,800 in VIP services at Heathrow Airport (Whatever those are)


Hundreds of dollars in acupuncture, aromatherapy, nutrition and personal training sessions


$120 in maple syrup???

It's GOOD to be a nominee...$45,000 good! (Photo from