Dave here. Teri Ann and I came across the most interesting website...funny, too if you're a mom. It's MommyShorts.com and it's all about moms blogging all about moms, and all they have to deal with on a daily basis. In answering the question, "Why is my kid crying?," see if any of these sound familiar.
"Why is MY kid crying?"
I won't let her eat a tomato on the couch.
Her identical sister called her ugly.
I wouldn't let her crash a party at Build-A-Bear.
The blue spoon is in the dishwasher.
Because I won't let him step on the blackberries he threw on the carpet.
I won't let him drink chocolate syrup out of the bottle.
He wanted the milk on the top of the cereal, not the bottom.
Because I couldn't sing along with a song SHE WAS MAKING UP AS WHE WENT ALONG.
Because I made her take the plastic wrap off the cheese before eating it.
His pants don't have pockets.
I won't let him eat frozen chicken nuggets in the grocery store.
I wouldn't let her throw her juice box at the ceiling fan to "see what happens."